Mortal enemy of lazy screenwriters and directors, the Salty Cobra (a.k.a. the one-eyed spitting cobra) is indigenous to North America. Its diet consists primarily of coffee, gummy bears, sh*tty movies, and plot holes. When agitated, it will puff up its hood and take down its prey with sarcasm and dumb GIFs. The Salty Cobra -- like the Honey Badger -- don't give a sh*t.