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SECOND EDIT: The video slated for the 23rd will be delayed for a bit so it can stay in the oven for a bit more. Hope you guys understand. Kiss, hugs, and boners. See you VERY very soon!

Hey you sigma gamers. I apologize for being absent as of late. Good news is, daddy is back with sustenance April 15th. (Was the 11th but ran into a problem. It will be up on April 15th at6pm CST) I have been cooking up some content and I hope you brought a change of undies because believe it or not I'm not only coming back from the store with milk once this month, but twice. The second video will be out April 23rd. (Second pic is a teaser on what game it's on.)

 I hope all has been well. I miss you cuties. See ya Saturday! Peace. Love and Boners. 

Last night I heard about the incredibly unfortunate passing of Mittensquad and I still refuse to believe that he is gone. 

To say that he was an inspiration to me and countless others would be an absolute understatement. In all honesty, this channel wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Paul. His work has helped me through tough times, and I still remember back in late 2018 studying for Uni and listening to his escapades almost every night. His wittiness and unique comedy will never be forgotten and will never be replaced on this platform. 

Although it was brief, and we didn't talk much outside of content, I'm grateful to have been able to work on a few projects with him, and it's devastating to know that those would be the last or that him and I were never able to get close. 

We're going to miss you dearly Paul. 

I hope that where ever you are, you can still listen to Galaxy News Radio or tackle a couple of challenges on the games that you loved. 

REST IN PEACE. Paul of Mittensquad. 

I've been getting an overwhelming amount of comments asking if there will be a Spiderman 2 No Damage run... The answer is yes. In fact the cock and ball torture has already begun. It will be my next video. So see ya smegma goblins very, VERY soon. 

Hey Diaper Booty Gamers!

(Edit: Ran into some troubles. Video up today. 8/29. I apologize for the delays gamers.)

I apologize for the absence but a video will be out within the next day or two.  FUN FACT: This is the longest video I have made) 
see ya soon. 

PEACE, LOVE AND BONERS. 

Hey Diaper Booty Gang,

It's your favorite dead beat dad here to remind you all that you look absolutely great today and smell really damn good. Also, I have been cooking up two videos (at the same damn time) to drop before the end of the year. Those two being a Cyberpunk2077 and Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance challenge (Probably one of my favorite videos I have ever created). 

Sorry for the lack of content recently (2022 hasn't necessarily been my year) and just know that I've been thinking of you cutie fucks and I can't wait to for you all to hear some more verbal diharrhea. Anyway expect the first video by next Monday or Tuesday and I hope you guys toon in or you know, I won't be your friend anymore and I hope you get paper cuts on your tongue. 

PEACE, LOVE, AND BONERS.

Sent from Iphone. (I didn't actually send this from my iphone, I don't even have an iphone. I just wanted to add this here. yeah.)

EDIT: Need to fix a few things in the video. Eta is before christmas. Friday or Sat. See you then you giga chads 

Hey Cuties...

I just wanted to give you loyal sweet poops an update on where I have been an such... Honestly, your boy has been down bad. Just life and my brain discovering different speedrun techs and any% routes on how to fuck me. It feels terrible too, because I want to post far more often than I do, and the next thing I know its been 4 months. Mental health's a real boner kill. 


Either way, enough excuses. This week I will be posting a Dying Light video and from there on out I have videos planned until the end of July and August that I have worked on during this time of silence. 

Thanks again gamers and I will be sure to try and not take another 6 month break lmao. Daddies cigarette and milk deficiency is finally starting to clear up. I love you guys! 


Hug, kisses and boners.

REPOST CAUSE PIC HAD BOOBA AND DON'T WANT TO GET BANNED, INSTEAD ENJOY THIS AWESOME FANART. 

This is tragic. I'll be taking the video down and reuploading with a "Directors Cut." It'll be out in the next day or two. I think ill just blur out any content i think is "naughty" and upload the original to my patreon. The original will be free for everyone to view. This is just the way it has to be. Its been up for less than 2 days. Love ya, and if you happen to rewatch it. I love you even more 😘 YOU CAN WATCH IT NOW FREE on Patreon. 

HEY cuties,

Sorry I have been absent. Daddys had some time off taking care of life stuff. (Went to Italy to see family, started therapy, working out and focusing on mental health.) 

I'm excited to bring you guys more verbal vasectomies in the form of video game challenges. I have 4 plyathroughs recorded and just need scripts 🙃 Also, New video soon, love you. TTYL. Make sure you wear your seat belts.

BONUS: HERE IS A PIC OF MY DOG WATCHING ME WRITE THIS OUT TO YOU GUYS AS I TAKE A SHIT. ON GOD. 

This is it gentleman. My next video will be the one. The power glove has been sent back and I have been edging you all for far too long. DOOM ETERNAL WITH A NINTENDO POWER GLOVE IS NIGH.

Also haha funny community post OP asf 

DOOM ETERNAL with a power glove will be delayed for a tiny bit as I wait for a fetaure and some other editing stuff. 

In the mean time, answer this super cool poll thank. 

OBLIGATORY SEQUEL TO MY SPIDERMAN PS4 VIDEO AKA Miles Morales without taking damage when? 

Also PS. I was able to secure the sealed copy of Shrek 1 on VHS so probably quitting youtube soon. Sources have told me that the Smithsonian have put out a hit me on me and the American Government demand that i give it to them. If you dont hear from me this month you know what happened.