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Since the algorithm  h a t e s  me and I could use some cheering up, let’s play two truths and a lie, me addition, to get to know me better.

Which one of these facts about me is a LIE?

Again, the correct answer is the *LIE* 

Soon (also known as until I come up with a thumbnail) hehe 

my favorite thing about my Barbie video is the fact that after 59k views, not a single soul has managed to spot my face reveal mwahahaha

oh, and a new video is coming this month and it starts with planets. 

Me: *absurdly butchers the enunciation of basic English words since it's her third language*

Viewers confused by why this American-sounding girl struggles with her own native language: 

As someone who hasn't seen the trailer and is not planning to ever watch "The Acolyte" gimme your most fake and/or absurd take on what the show is/will be so I can make it my personal canon for the rest of eternity 

A film that is supposedly all about celebrating women ending up as…this….is simply hilarious to me (if it wasn’t I’d just end up crying) 

SOOOON! 🩷 (aka as soon as our beloved uncle copyright lets me)

I'm so PROUD of this one and really excited to finally be able to share it with you, I've been pouring everything I have in this one, literally (Might as well have sold my soul to a hot pink devil).

In addition to this being the longest project I've worked on yet, everything has been getting in the way of my finishing it for the past half-year.

The most recent obstacle has been the nerve-wracking copyright battle I've been losing to Warner Bros. After dozens of attempts, disputes, and rejections, I've had to recut and re-edit the video multiple times. I can only hope that no more problems arise and that I'll be able to share new content sooner rather than later, while also managing to keep it up without it being taken down. But who knows at this point, haha.

Ngl it's such a bittersweet experience working your a$$ off for something for months, feeling proud and happy af about what you've made, only for it to be shoved down your throat because of some absurd policies that seemingly suggest that your potential piracy of a movie hinges on those extra 3-seconds you used each clip for.

BUT god I'm proud and excited for this one. I really really hope you guys will enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed making it. Anddd thank you for sticking with me for all these radio silent months hehe🩷🩷🩷 

What an upgrade… from painfully dreadful direction and abysmal writing 🥁 tooooo 🥁 inept direction and clumsy writing.

Why bother doing well when we can improve from being the worst to just being bad?





(Oh, and expect my very long overdue but also quite literally long Barbie vid before the Oscars 😊) 

A very very random and completely unsolicited rant that about my “pfp” just cause I’m feeling tired and pissed off (I’m fine, don’t worry, this is for laughs and don’t take it srsly):

The year is 2019 or something and I am like…sixteenn? Yeah, I was sixteen f$cking years old. 

Everybody is talking about The Mandalorian…I try to pretend to like the show (I didn’t) but frankly am too pissed off about anything Star Wars after that Skywalker disaster.

So, as you do, I am taking out all my anger on Twitter, back in the day when I was on it and when it was in fact called that.

And if you were there, you’ll remember… the memes. And my sixteen-year-old stupid-a$$ mind thought it would be the most  hhhilarioussss idea to photoshop (at the time) infamous babe Yoda meme as him dropping the cup instead of holding it.

I was so proud of my “achievement” I postered it everywhere, including this channel before it took off. Then my channel took off, and till this day nobody has noticed my unfunny little sneaky failure.

So yeah, that’s the reason why that green (for some of you blue) bane of my existence is the face of this channel, not cause I was in love with him, not cause I was in love with the show, just cause I was in love with my (terrible) photoshop skills and wanted to show it off (I was sixteen).

Long story short, I don’t like baby yoda, I don’t care about baby yoda, never have I ever cared nor ever will.

Andd….psst…hey…

…this is a classified info and a big shocker for ppl who think I’m some sort of insane Mando enthusiast-defender-lover:

I………don’t. watch. the. show.

That’s how little I care for it.

In fact, I found out about Jack Black and Lizzo being in it from a random Youtube clip (that I initially thought was some SNL sketch or smth) two months after the season premiered (I am not on twitter).

And I know what you’re wondering: then why keep it?

I havee…. no idea. Why not keep it? I have no answer.

Rebranding is a scary experience, I have no personal presence on my channel besides my voice and this $hitty green pain in my a$$, that’s how you guys came to know me, and I have no idea what else to offer.

The end of the unnecessarily long stupid origin story of ma “pfp”. 

💄"This is not the pinnacle of the feminist empowerment, this is the script trying to emotionally capitalize off of our own gender-based insecurities, problems, and womanhood by implying that those same issues do not need to be established/explored in the story, assuming that they already exist within us on default, so the emotional response out of us is guaranteed regardless of the storytelling value. So, why bother themselves …which is down-fu*king-right manipulative. And the worst part: people actually fall for this $hit." 💄

IF you haven't already guessed this is a snippet from the script of the upcoming H U G E project that I am working on. Can you guess what it could possibly be?

(here's a teaser render of the visuals from the vid btw)