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May the fourth be with you!

No, wait, that's tomorrow. Good thing I've got a video for tomorrow instead of today, then!

Uh... Except I *grossly* underestimated how long it would take me to make what I done maked, so instead of a late Friday video releasing on Saturday, you get a late Saturday video releasing on Sunday instead (...probably). 

May the Fifth be with you! 

I'm working on a slightly more detailed project this week so it won't be done til next week. Rest assured though, this one is an absolute banger. 

In fact, you can go ahead and get rid of the back half of your chair because you'll only need the edge to sit on. I don't want to overstate the cultural and historical signficance of what's coming, but this is the sort of thing that you'll be telling your kids' kids' kids about in 100 years from now as you wake from your cryogenically frozen slumber to a world sunken beneath a flaming ocean, "I was there, Garglamellelda. I was there when it happened", as a single tear rolls down your cheek, immediately evaporating in the unbearable heat of the hellscape that Earth has become.

So... no video this week. 

I feel like I should reiterate: I'm on holiday, I haven't quit YouTube.

My plan is to upload content until I fade into obscurity--like a fart in the wind, only to be noticed in a passing moment when someone lifts their head and says, "ew, what is that?". 

See ya'll next week! 

Or, I mean, I won't see you, 'cause that's now how YouTube works, but you get what I'm trying to say. 

Or maybe you don't, in which case what I'm saying is that you'll see me (or my hands, at the very least) but because I'm uploading a video, there really isn't anyway for me to see you, unless you upload a video, which, given the amount of people quitting YouTube at the moment, isn't necessarily a bad idea.

How's that for a finishing sentence returning to the original statement? My grade 11 english teacher would be psyched. 

Have you got your Terry Plush yet? There's only an hour left!

Except, there's now a week left, since the fine folks at Makeship have extended the pre-order period for another 7 days, giving you time to spend money. What a bunch of gems. Don't forget, all the proceeds go to charity, so you're getting a tiny nerdy thing and doing a big good thing.

Also! Did you know there's Terry the T-shirts available to buy at tinynerdythings.com!? Designed and voted on by the Patreon community, you can get yourself a Terry T-shirt today! 

Hey, it's Friday! That means there's a video, right? 

Wrong! 

The holidays are over, which means I'm taking a holiday for two weeks. Which means you'll have to go back and rewatch old videos (or watch them for the first time, I guess). 

xoxo
Adam 

Is this what you animals want?

They're dog socks. Now I say, 'BOY, MY DOGS ARE BARKING', then I laugh and laugh and laugh and everyone cheers. 

Apparently there was some sort of celebration at the start of the week that I was told by my nonplatonic roommate that I would have to attend. Somebody's birthday or something--I dunno, it's hard to keep track of all this stuff. Was kinda sweet though, 'cause it was like a Hobbit birthday and I got a bunch of gifts. Socks, mostly, but you reach a point where that's all you really want.

Anyways, all this to say that I was forced out of my cave into the world so I didn't have time to finish my video for today. It should be done tomorrow, but apparently there's some other birthday party or something coming up this weekend? 

Should be tomorrow. In the meantime, lemme axe you a question: 

A wild Terry Plush appears! That's right! I can't make custom Terry sculptures for everyone, but I *can* make limited time only plushes!

Plus, all proceeds go to The Marine Conservation Society! So you get an adorably terry-fying plush *and* you support a good cause!

It's for a limited time only, so go get one before times up! FOMO FOMO FOMO

 https://www.makeship.com/products/terry-the-octoskull 

Hello people of the Internet!

This week's video has taken significantly longer than I thought it would. So much so, that it is no longer this week's video. Now it is next week's video. Which means I don't have a video this week.

But next week? Ho boy. Hold on to your butts. 

So apparently I've got about a dozen different TikTok accounts (pages? channels? tik-tokeries?). None of these are me. I'm not on TikTok and I will most likely never be--I haven't even updated my instagram account in over a year. So, if anyone on TikTok is pretending to be me and is offering to sell you stuff or give you stuff.