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A redstone machine that will peel my eggs in the morning

First stream back went pretty well! If you don’t count when it crashed halfway through. I’m not totally sure what his schedule would look like but I also don’t want to spam you guys every time I might stream so tell me what you think. [thinking of solo queuing VALORANT Tomorrow so keep an eye out for that]  https://twitch.tv/polydactyll 

Check it out guys I ACTUALLY made a video...
It only took me... uh... well the time scale here isn't too important anyway 😳
 https://youtu.be/uZcBtUzHWx4 

It seems today that for the first time in a long time I actually lost subscribers [ a decent amount too, so close to 5k 😢] Soooo I guess it's time to start uploading again 🤷‍♂️ 

Today’s featured comment: 

Glad to see my plastic bottle will go straight into the ocean when I’m done with it 

Can’t even trust pop tarts anymore 

The more people fuck me over the more my motivation for internet fame morphs into a desire to publicly shame those people in front of as many viewers as possible. 

Starting today I will be occasionally featuring a community comment. This is the first 

I’m about to get my first paycheck from YouTube, which begs the question; what do I spend it on?