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Picture this: You're bringing that special someone home for the first time. You ask if they want a drink.
"Sure" they say with a flirty smile.
You head over to your drinks cabinet and begin mixing them a vodka lime.
 They perch on your sofa, looking around your apartment.
"What is that?" they ask, pointing to your freshly printed Ekamara tourism poster.
"Oh that?" you say, handing them a glass. "It's a reference to an obscure April Fools joke by a mid-tier YouTuber obsessed with housing policy".
The drinks aren't even half-finished by the time you're in the bedroom.

POSTERS NOW AVAILABLE:  https://crowdmade.com/collections/britmonkey 
There's also some mugs and a t-shirt. 

If you think you just saw a post intended for channel members that I accidentally had set to public for several hours...no you didn't. 

New vid coming soon-ish 

This isn't for a video, I'm just curious. In your opinion, What percent of the world population over the age of 16 have never seen or heard of Donald Trump? 

Second Channel bonus video of questionable quality: I talk about a painting for 16 minutes.

Please watch it, I need to register my holiday in London as a tax write-off.

 https://youtu.be/g6j2XN3lCPc 

Governor of Ekamara Philip Bossi was famously impeached by a unanimous vote of the Ekamaran Assembly in 1987, but what was he impeached for? 

I should go back to making shorter videos. Or hire an editor. 

I cannot be stopped