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In NFL Draft Day tradition, we head to the Dumpster Fire for a live draft stream. There will be drinking. There will be (hopeful) salt. There will most definitely be cringe. We start at 8PM Eastern and shit will devolve into chaos from there.

My co-host is  @FivePointsVids  . He is a Giants fan. I hope to God they pick JJ McCarthy. It would be glorious.

2024 NFL Draft - DUMPSTER FIRE LIVE REACTION - YouTube 

So this happened the moment I finished up the free agency videos. Of course it does. Stefon Diggs being traded off to the Texans is too big of a move to wait until the draft to discuss, so why not a quick video about it here?

Bills have to be drafting a wideout in the first round, right? 

Only an idiot would promote a TikTok account when Congress is writing legislation to try and ban the app, which is why I'm doing such a thing. It is a horrible feeling, to be honest.

To atone for my sin, those that subscribe to it will be put in a giveaway for free merch of your choosing. Five people will win, my sanity will lose.

I feel unclean as it is, so please click the link below and post about my Humpty Dumpty-style fall off.

 https://www.tiktok.com/@urinatingtree 

MEDIA DAY IS HERE! Tomorrow at 10AM we will have an all-star lineup of guests and football personalities to talk about Super Bowl 58 all day - All for Charity! Please subscribe to:  https://youtube.com/@TheDumpsterFire 


Guests include:

Barry McCockiner
Theo Ash
Chiseled Adonis
Flem Lo Raps
Isaac Punts
Maqwell
Sickos Committee
Bengal
RBT
TubFrog
Brandon Perna
Alex Rollins
HBThoseChiefs
The Philly Special
SheGotSports
TheFatAsian
Justin Blalock
FitzyGFY
DeQwan Young 
Vish Kumaran
AndThat'sBaseball 
David Hrusovsky
Nic Kovach
...AND MORE


Only on The Dumpster Fire. May we pray it doesn't turn into one. 

It begins again. 4 PM. We will die, but we die like men!

The 3rd Wild Card Shitstravaganza. It will definitely be shit, won't it? 

It's time to vote for everyone's least favorite award of the year: Injury Bowl!

When seasons are ruined wholesale thanks to debilitating ailments at key positions (or you're the Browns and you somehow grow stronger).

This season, there were so many nominees to choose, but unfortunately, I can only pick five for the final selection. They are as follows:

- The Cleveland Browns - Need I say more?
- The Houston Texans - Their defense? Wrecked. Their offensive line? Down to third-stringers, at times. CJ Stroud? Taken down with a concussion. Their wide receivers? You know it. How is this team still in the race?

- The Minnesota Vikings - No Kirk Cousins was merely the beginning. Justin Jefferson out for long stretches, TJ Hockenson out for the year, as well as key contributors on the O-line and defense.
- The New York Jets - Aaron Rodgers. Four Plays. Their offensive line merely fell apart afterwards as part of the curse.
- The New York Giants - MetLife Stadium curse lives on. Two QB's hurt, wideouts with suspect hands, an offensive line that's both terrible and full of revolving parts, and a defense trying to pick up the pieces. By the way, their kicker's out, too.

So who will it be? You decide! 

Happy New Year, folks! 2023 was an interesting year in the sports world, and there's only one more thing to crown before we close the book on it (even if it's technically 2024). 


Lolcow of the Year!


Here are your (haphazardly) hand-picked nominees for this prestigious honor:



THE DETROIT PISTONS - For not even attempting to tank yet blowing games in ways we have never thought possible. Twenty-eight consecutive losses, breaking the single-season record (and tying the all-time record) before finally snapping that streak against Toronto, who has ruined everything.


THE BOSTON BRUINS - For becoming the ultimate meme of memes. Having the greatest season in NHL history, a 3-1 series lead against the Florida Panthers, and shitting down their leg in the process. Blowing not only their greatest chance in another Cup but forcing Patrice Bergeron and David Krejci to end their illustrious careers on a sad note.


ANTONIO BROWN - For his ownership of the Albany Empire, taking a back-to-back NAL champion and running them into the ground. Coaching chaos, players not being paid, alienating and pissing off the community and his co-owners to the point where the Empire were booted out of the league in less than four months.


DAVID TEPPER - For incredible executive meddling. Holding the Carolina Panthers hostage by forcing his team to draft (potentially) the wrong QB. Pissing off nearly everyone he comes in contact with. Firing coaches left and right on both his NFL and MLS teams. Incredibly impulsive and temperamental. Becoming the new-age Dan Snyder.


JOHN FISHER - For deliberate sandbagging and bad-faith negotiating. Running off the A's to Las Vegas for oodles of public funding, despite no evidence that the city populace is eager to have them onboard. Creating a lost chasm for the almighty dollar.



There were so many choices this year, but unfortunately, YouTube only allows me five. Who do you believe deserves this prestigious honor? 

All the kiddies are posting merch drops and big sales on items, so might as well join in on the fun as well on this Black Friday.



I have a ton of new merch available for the perusing and taking as well.



I'm not gonna lie, I kinda want a High-End Talent pint glass. I'm not joking.



 https://the-fking-merch-store.creator-spring.com/ 

Sometimes, art is spontaneous. 

I have chosen to livestream the 49ers vs Steelers game today. God help me.