4 weeks ago • Beau Miles
There comes a time in your life where you comment on peoples comments. I do this with my first walk-to-work vid over on my rival channel, Beauisms. It was shot from a country road where I didn't get run over once and was quite likely the second best experience of my life after the walk itself. That, and it's a good way to respond to some of you darlings. Goodonyas
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1 month ago • Beau Miles
G'day team. I'm back guiding (running!), and you can all come along! Bring your skank runners, spotty bananas soaked in the brine of liquorice, a massive/ugly hat, good socks and business shirts that need another kind of business. First up is the brilliant jungle mountains of East Timor (Timor-Leste) on Aug 5-11 (with some extra days if you want). Small group of 12, so you'll be in good company and get lots of me, if that's your bag. Head here https://tourdetrails.com/tour-de-timor And Tassie/Derby, May 31st- June 2nd. Only one or two spots left for this shorter, winey, lux, Tassie experience with old Ginger here... Head here https://bluederbypodsride.com.au/themed-experiences Get on it ASAP as only a few spots left for each. Can't freakin' wait.
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2 months ago • Beau Miles
This is the sibling film of my latest YouTube flick, where I sorted thousands of second hand screws and nails into groups (after many frustrated years trying to use unsorted screws and nails in rampant disorder). What the final film doesn't show is me answering questions from Patreon as I sort. Having asked my community of awesome supporters for 9 word questions about anything. I tried to make a single version of this film where I answer questions and sort screws at the same time, but my mind almost blew up, and the film was way too long. So I decided to put the questions on my second channel. This, my friends, is answering a bunch of great questions while doing something I’ve been meaning to do for decades.
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6 months ago (edited) • Beau Miles
Three years ago today, I uploaded Junk Wine, an Academy Award winning film where I didn't have to act drunk because I was doing it in reality- drinking a 20 year old bottle of wine I found on the side of the road. You can now watch (for free) the questions that didn't make the final cut. THE VIDEO: https://www.patreon.com/posts/junk-wine-bonus-92483884 I answered questions from Instagram followers and waxed on about my life from my long-grass wavy paddock, which itself was a very attractive scene that got even more attractive as the afternoon progressed. Some answers are great and I wonder now why they didn't make it, while others are C grade lyrics that should never be used in a song. Anyway, enjoy watching me get mighty sloshed (I'm a cheap drunk who suffered a three day hangover, thanks for asking). Thanks for being here. The wine was excellent and a small slice of me regretted not sharing it with my wife. Goodonya
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8 months ago • Beau Miles
Big thanks to all the bearded people, non bearded people and everyone else in between- who have come to one of my Aussie tour shows. It's been an absolute blast sharing these NQR films with you. Our FINAL SHOW is in PERTH TOMORROW, if you're free I'd love to see ya there. Perth tickets: https://www.artsculturetrust.wa.gov.au/venues/state-theatre-centre-of-wa/whats-on/beau-miles-secret-screening/
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9 months ago • Beau Miles
G'day everyone! Righto, three new films...one every two weeks! The first one, next week, is about my awesome wife and I going on a weekend away after the hardest year of my life (Helen mountain bike rides while I eat good food and sit on the deck of a nice place). After that, at long last, is Bad River 2: Rafting the most polluted River in Australia, which is about bloody time, I know. Finally, in this bracket of new releases, is a film about me and a whacky mate proving Kramer (Seinfeld) right with a bottle redemption scheme... Among all this is going back on tour around the brown biscuit of Aus, about to hit up Hobart, Canberra, Adelaide and Perth. Tickets still available mates! https://beaumiles.com/screenings/ Most of all I hope this note finds you with rudy skin and happy hands (one's that have been productive, or in the dirt, weeding!). Goodonyas!
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11 months ago (edited) • Beau Miles
G'day friends. All Aussie SECRET SCREENINGS are now LIVE! https://beaumiles.com/screenings/ There comes a time in every creative life where you feel compelled to do a lap of your country selling whatever it is you create! Secret Screenings...What the hell are they, Beau? Well, they're screenings of films that are not quite finished, very watchable, unknown to you until you watch them and have me on stage before and after to talk about what the heck's going on. After successful gigs in Jindivick, NZ, Canada and the US I thought it was about time I did a lap of my home biscuit. Sydney and Melbourne are mighty soon and have sold bloody well, but still have about 20% of tickets available. This is much the same for the second Brissy show (first one almost sold out!), while the rest of the country still have good parking space available for your car and your rump. My advice: this is a good use of time and money, even on a rainy-crap night when I'm only 6.5/10. Thanks and Goodonyas!
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1 year ago (edited) • Beau Miles
Hi team. It's unleashed, the Secret Screening tour for Aussie: https://beaumiles.com/screenings/ Having flitted about NZ, and brushed through Canada and the U.S, I thought it was about time I slap on some sunscreen and smash on my big hat to get around our big biscuit! Yep, pay big bucks to come and watch unreleased, unfinished films that you have no idea what they're about. SYD, MELB, ADELAIDE and BRISSY shows are taking your lunch money now. Goodonyas!
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1 year ago (edited) • Beau Miles
Hi folks. Here's a running film I make a cameo in and narrate! Worth giving a watch while we put a bit more spit and polish (light tan) on the 12 days of newness... Days 7-12 mighty bloody close! Goodonyas!
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1 year ago • Beau Miles
‘Beau, you fraudulent bastard, where the hell are the final 6 days of newness!?' Or, 'Beau, you bastard, are you ok?' It’s nice that folks care about my wellbeing, or use a lack of uploads as an excuse to give me a subtle dig. Emails have come thick and fast since Christmas. Ok, y’all, here’s the update: Me and the gang are back from the US and Canada after an awesome tour in Jan, and back from the beach in Feb where Helen and myself and the girls had a glorious 12 days of sand between the toes (code for me writing my book Bad River occasionally, and Helen going back to work). And after a shoot in the hills last weekend… Mitch and I are back behind our screens, chopping up footage in small green chunks of digital dust. The six final days of newness are mighty close!! Thanks for your patience, goodwill, and belligerent/endearing chastising.
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