Karen and Ken have been around for as long as society. However, the Covid-19 pandemic has really highlighted their craziness. So welcome to a game of covid crazy or normal crazy. To all you viewers who've stuck around waiting for a new video...a thousand thank you's and to any new viewers, a big hello and welcome.
I think her disorientation might have been there prior to the mask and covid-19 pandemic. Her hands are tingly, her yoga mat is tattered, her Kate plus 8 hair needs a dye job, her undies are damp, her Costco membership is up for renewal, her favorite website is slow, her chardonnay of the month club was late, and she lost her favorite lip gloss. You know you've had a soft life when wearing a mask to save lives is the toughest challenge you've faced. She cries because she has to wear a mask while others cry because of covid related deaths.
This charming fart smeller is the type of guy who asks for a taste of every flavor with little spoons at an ice cream shop while a hundred people wait in line in 140 degree heat. “Really sir, you don't know what vanilla tastes like?” - which is ironic since it is the flavor of his life. I'm not a fan of asserting physical dominance over someone, however I wish this security guard would live out my dark fantasies which involve pepper spray followed by a quick luncheon date with a tazer. I'm guessing Johnny Entitled was a typical “grade z” d-bagbut now teeters into the abyss of covid-19 crazy.
"Don't underestimate me." I wouldn't underestimate her especially at a fish market selling whale blubber. This ghastly she-bulk just walked out of the Canadian wilderness and into town to fatten her dog up for the big Sasquatch feast. I think my eyes caught covid-19 just from looking at her. Pre or post covid I would still want this beastly thing to wear a mask or at the very least a paper bag. Without a doubt this over-baked muffin top cinnabun of fun is too crazy to realize no one wants to see her bread basket weeble wobble in a crop top. She's also too buttery in the brain basket to understand being a whack-a-doodle isn't a valid medical exemption from wearing a mask. The best moment I've had during covid lockdown is her final stunned look as she gets yelled at and is shocked no one wants her in the store without a mask. But is it surprising she doesn't have the sense to wear a mask when she shouldn't even be allowed to dress herself. The verdict.... she was just a stupid person prior to covid and now made the great leap to crazy during the pandemic.
Rule number one about craft club - anyone you meet in a crafting store is probably crazy. Rule number two - we don’t talk about rule one because we're also in a crafting store. Cute is definitely not the word I'd look for when describing this pursed lipped weathered bag of hags. Stupid or ignorant pop to mind first. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and change stupid and ignorant to bath salt crazy. Okay, here's a tip to anyone trying to refute the pandemic, masks, or widespread medical advice - don't talk like a five year old because it kinda makes you sound like a five year old. Lemme see on one hand I can take the advice of thousands of doctors, and in the other hand, take the advice of a woman acting like a toddler.
I love a good old fashioned corporate phone number cry. "Give me the corporate number!" They all sound like they think they'll work their way up to being able to talk to the CEO. Meanwhile back in the reality of customer service she's on hold for 8 days. I'm voting this one not crazy but rather just another basic Karen thinking being rude and inconsiderate is the same as being strong and assertive.
Thanks for playing covid crazy or normal crazy! Be safe, be well, and see you next time!
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