Here's another dose of the worst music videos ever. First off, big thanks to all those viewers who were kind enough to pass along some great suggestions for this ear mangling video. Too many to mention by name but you led me down a very dark and disturbing path of music and I thank you for it.
I'm feeling spiritual today because after my morning coffee I had a great big sunshiny dump and now I feel all light and airy. So our first worst music video is spiritual and will take us to heaven....but make you pray for hell. Taher Shah is a master at bad music videos. Throughout the video he seems to use a magic wand to bring about peace, & harmony. Then his wife wears a mask and walks around an empty golf course like a lost serial killer. But the fun doesn't stop there. He raises the creep me out factor by a thousand when his cult kid enters the horrible music video wearing a jedi robe and a wig made out of the tufts of Mark Hamill's hair. I'm sure just like in Empire Strike's Back, his son will one day deny that Taher Shah is his father....and can you blame him.
This next awful music video was a huge hit in China back in 2014, it's called “Little Apple” by the Chopstick Bros. I guess the Chinese version of the bible is different and has space ships, which I dig and I'm thinking of converting. I'd go to church more often if there were more spaceships and mermaids.
D4NNY - pronounced, according to the man himself - D four N N Y and not D-fanny or D-funny or D-fournny. He's the man, the myth, the mythical man with perfect bangs and has the voice only auto-tune could love. He might be the all time worst music video creator ever.
Is there anything more relaxing than the squelching delights of bike horns and accordions combined into a singular vortex of listening pleasure. This opus is by Hoch Tirol and is called Konis Hupen - and you must say the name like you just walked into an IKEA commercial or it doesn't count. Konis Hupen, pretty much put a nail in the coffin on accordion and horn music which isn't actually a bad thing. http://hochtirol.net/
RavenHeart - Hell on Earth aka Hell in my ears. Ducan Barker - Rhythm Guitar & Lead Vocals but in the case I think it's pronounced lead (as in the metal) vocals because this is heavy metal music. Sean Barker - Lead Guitarist and strong advocate for hair loss denial. Ants Tormson - Bass Guitar and founder of the anti nutrition group. Lyn Monster Lewis - drums and percussion even though they are in the same classification it was good they told us he both drums and percusses. As you can see, Lyn has ate his anger over being given a girls name at birth. What kind of person names their son Lyn? Why not just name him tampon or maxi pad. Okay, let's see what these walking heart attacks have to offer. The heaviest part of heavy metal shouldn't be your waistline. After watching their bad music video I'm going to have to agree - there is a hell on earth.
AJ Fredrico, is a one man show and after witnessing his putrid music video I now know why. It's because no one wants to play with him. Hey look everyone, it's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Fart Club Band - extreme space edition. AJ thinks the world is crazy and isn't afraid to tell you. I don't hate anyone enough to show every time he says it but here's small dose. What's crazier - the world or a man who repeats “the world is crazy” sixty times in 3 minutes.
Well we're almost wrapped up for the day. To dance my way out of the video I've hired the best Finnish Boogie Woogie dancers that money can buy. Hope you enjoyed all these bad music videos.
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