Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:09 My friends mom pushed me into a table saw 2:56 Do not pet the strange horse 4:45 My mom tried to surprise marry me off 8:27 My terrible dad wants me to pay for his affair babies college 12:11 Some stranger wants me to look after her kid "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0