My wife, Helen, is many things: super nice, hardworking, glory parker, athlete, total hottie. She creates lots of crumbs when eating, spills liquids and trips frequently. She loves muesli and doesn't think she's funny, which makes her funnier. I think she's fundamentally a better human than me. To test out my theory using dodgy and fun experiments and comparisons, I thought we'd have a friendly race up a very steep mountain road. Helen on wheels, me on foot. For all the latest on tours, Patreon, books and other Beauisms - https://linktr.ee/beauisms