this video is an honest fan made commercial for Peugeot/Citroen vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make contact email: contact email: Dytastic34@gmail.com ------------------------------------ Voice-over: JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbiPAzABh6A273oFsIASJvg ------------------------------------- Song used: MOVE LIKE THAT by WLDHRT ------------------------------------- mods: ------------------------------------- special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the Jeep Wrangler Dodge Charger Maserati granturismo link to their site: https://boosty.to/kenemationmods ------------------------------------- special thanks to spadie for providing the Jeep Compass link: https://discord.gg/DNcmMdghCP ------------------------------------- script: This Oh god damn it, do we have to do this one? Fine lets do it Just remember you asked for it Our cars are terrible Seriously The only fast thing in our cars is our... Take your time Is our drivers in bed They look as good as your mom in jean shorts they’re as reliable as north Korean missiles And we use so much plastic we make phub look like an environmental organization But no matter how terrible they are Which is alot our cars are loved world wide No they’re not Our cars are loved world wide “not” Just look at Iran they make and sell a crap ton of them Mostly because they don’t have a choice But it still counts Although Our drivers aren’t any better The majority of them are non carguys that are super PC and drive like NPCs And the minority are carguys that thought having a french car makes more sense than having a polo But they’re French so no one cares what they think Its not like we’re small or don’t have the resources We own a chunk of stellantis and are technically related to these cars Some say its a tactic to make cars that are so terrible that it makes the rest of the lineup look great But im afraid that was an unintended byproduct I mean sure we’ve made a cool car here and there but even a broken clock is right twice a day People give us props for being cool in the group B era but so was ford And their car basically ended the damn sport Peugeot/Citroen We don't need a tagline because we honestly couldn't care less please stop telling people you got a great deal, you really didn't Also Your hatchback isn't a hot hatch its barely even a car #ad #peugeot #citroen #car tags: DYTASTIC,honest commercial,honest beamng commercial,commercial,ad,honest peugeot citroen commercial,honest peugeot commercial,honest citroen commercial,french car,peugeot,citroen,rally,group b,peugeot 205,car commercial,car videos,car video,race,drift,jump,offroad,dodge,dodge charrger,ram trx,alfa romeo,car crash,beamng crashes,car spotting,car meet,car commercials,funny,funny car videos,humor,comedy