Little Johnny Jokes - How Many Positions Can You Name. Little Johnny was in class and they were having a discussion about reproduction. The teacher said to the class, ok kids i want you to go home and think about all the different positions that people can use for reproduction. So they all went home for the day and little Johnny thought real hard. The next day the teacher called on him. Ok Johnny. How many positions did you come up with. Little Johnny said proudly. 73. Whoa said the teacher, a little embarrassed. She didn't even know that many. Ok, very good Johnny. Ok who's next. Becky. How about you. Gee teacher. The best Little Johnny joke is a funny Little Johnny joke. Some Little Johnny at school and a few Little Johnny at home with mom and dad and also his big sister. Little Johnny is always getting into trouble in class and at home. These are the funniest jokes to tell your friends. Try not to laugh at the Johnny jokes, remember if you laugh you lose. Lots of bad jokes and dad jokes included as well. When at school Little Johnny can never seem to get along with his teacher, and she never knows what he will say next. Be sure to check out all of our funny jokes and funny stories that will make you laugh so hard you cry. We have lots of corny jokes and some of the best jokes ever. Be it Little Johnny and mom or Little Johnny and Dad he is always a handful. #jokes #littlejohnny #funny Jokes to tell your friends. Joke of the day. Jokes that make you laugh so hard.