this video is an honest fan made commercial for land rover/jaguar vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make contact email: contact email: Dytastic34@gmail.com ------------------------------------ Voice-over: JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbiPAzABh6A273oFsIASJvg ------------------------------------- Song used: Paper Kings-Ain’t seen nothing like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvI8PggyBJw ------------------------------------- mods: ------------------------------------- special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the Jaguar F-pace Jaguar XE Land-Rover Range-Rover Sport SVR Cadillac XT6 Lincoln Navigator Bentley Bentayga Toyota Land Cruiser 300 link to their site: https://boosty.to/kenemationmods ------------------------------------- special thanks to spadie for providing the 2020 Land-Rover Discovery link: https://discord.gg/DNcmMdghCP ------------------------------------- script: Football, played with feet Fast food, made with fish Smiling, with crooked teeth And Cars, that look like this Is what being British is all about We can do anything the American can do Our muscle cars are also rowdy but forgettable Our Offroaders are very capable And overpriced And Our SUVs are pretty damn fast not fast enough But there’s one thing those pesky Americans can do that we can’t Withstanding the elements Good thing it never rains in Britain But who cares We’re like the hot girls you see at the club We carry a lot of baggage We’re very high maintenance And We drink, ALOT But, once you enter You regret it a little less Is there an STD Metaphor there as well SECURITY Toyotas excluded Every car depreciates And so do we But We don’t get a bad rep like other brands Our cars either get scrapped for parts Or are driven by people who are terrified of breaking them There’s also Some who burry them but that’s not recommended By the way jaguar might be going through a very German situation right now But We would never sell out to the Germans But you did sell out to the Indians Yes, and We have great tech support technically we sold them to the Indians By the way we don’t care that we’re the bad guys in every movie Because being bad never felt so good The other kind of bad Land rover the suit and tie of the automotive industry Omega speedmaster not included Broken marriage implied Jaguar No one cares #ad #landrover #jaguar #car tags: DYTASTIC,honest commercial,honest jaguar commercial,honest Land Rover/jaguar commercial,honest range Rover commercial,honest Land Rover commercial,beamng honest commercial,land rover commercial,range rover commercial,jaguar commercial,beamng commerial,drifting,car,off-road,2024,car crash game,bemng,beamng drive,beamng drive crashes,car game,defender,discovery,xk,e pace,f pace,vouge,sport svr,hoovie,hoovies garage