Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD ’EM (Lyrics) Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHAnorgAqvI ​Lyrics: [Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo) [Verse 1] There's a tornado (There's a tornado) In my city (In my city) Hit the basement (Hit the basement) That shit ain't pretty (That shit ain't pretty) Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'Cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin') Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, one step to the right We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) And stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo [Post-Chorus] Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo [Verse 2] There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) Comin' at us (Comin' at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight) Too cold to panic (Cold to panic) All of the problems Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) And now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, one step to the right We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, you run to the left Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh So park your Lexus (Hey) And throw your keys up (Hey) And stick around,' round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh [Outro] Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots To the floor now, ooh Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh) Shoot Come take it to the floor now, ooh And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too Furs, spurs, boots Solargenic, photogenic, shoot