Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Tara and Alex are at each other's throats when a sexy pole dance instructor teaches the ladies how to sex themselves up. The boys take a few tips from legendary insult comedian Danny Vullmer about how to give their tips to the ladies. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Sam Kemmis, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky Writers' Assistant: Matt Powers Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion